Kool-Aid Mouth

Kool-Aid Mouth (n.): The phenomenon in which a shade of red, (similar to that in which Kool-Aid leaves) resides around the outer edges of your mouth. (Also known as having four lips). Here in the 3rd grade, I see rings of Kool-Aid Mouth daily. Only, it's not from kool-aid. This particular breed of kool-aid mouth comes from a lack of chapstick and or other moisturizing lip product. Please, for the love of god third graders, stop licking your lips, and ask your parents to invest in some chap-stick. The sight of these four lipped monsters everywhere is starting to make me sick.